17. Ian Williams and the Bruise Council

What ailments can be solved with oxtail soup and gaffer tape? How many different ways are there to ingest crisps? Ian shows us what can be done with years of medical expertise, a few household objects and some extremely blue-sky thinking. Meanwhile Dan is being eaten alive by little monsters despite (or because of) his new Muggs, and Hannah waxes lyrical about the best queue ever and discusses her failed childhood cryogenics experiment.

If you check in to Dr Ian Williams’ website you can explore his work and read his satirical Guardian comic strip, and it is recommended that you should do so for the sake of your health. (Is that a threat…? Ha, of course not! OF COURSE NOT.)